I'm Back! I've been very KAK. I know...

The holidays were great but I'm really working hard now. On the weightloss, I am 11 kgs down. I have also started studying again. Killer! We've also been very busy planning our trip to italy in june so I' m reaallly excited about that too. I have a new boss who is a slave driver of note( feel sorry for me please). Last but not least we are still waiting forthe plans to be approved for the alterations on our house.

Allan and I went to the J& B MET recently, here's a photo...

OOps! I can't find the button for pics. You'll have to wait.

Here's a joke in the meantime.....

Dear Tech Support:



Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.



I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.



In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6



I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.



Please help!



Thanks,



Troubled User.....

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REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:



This is a very common problem that men often complain about.



Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!



It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .



It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.



You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.



Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings:

Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.



Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance!



Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2



However, be very careful how you use these programs.



Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5



Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0



WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .

This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system

I know I haven't updated in a while but I've been working in a war zone for the last few weeks. I will not elaborate so just take my word for it.

I am very happy today because it's the day I publish that I lost a total of 10 kilograms. Yes a total of 10 kg! How cool is that!

Updates on my life:

• 10kgs lost
• 11th anniversary on Saturday
• allan's birthday next Wednesday
• I am up for a promotion(keep your fingers crossed)
• my house plans will be submitted to the coucil for approval tomorrow
• I will need a place to live in feb.
• I have decided not to study next year because I've been so busy getting a promotion that my daughter forgot what look like...she was surprised thatI got home before 8pm the other night!
• more later....

For the record!

I cannot spell...I use words like mucking afazing, dusband, wif, brover, mentisental, beatch, etc deliberately. I never use spellcheck. So if you come across words that don't make sense and that kinda thing upsets you... Don't read this blog!

Thank you

My blog this week is dedicated to my late friend ROCKY EADIE. I've known Rocky and Alicia for almost 11 years. As long as I know Allan(just about).


It'll be Rocky's birthday on Friday 29 September and I'll be celebrating his life by being grateful for the memories our families created together. Rocky's birthday parties were not to be missed! There was always some dreaded new shooter for one to try like the "spingbokkie" or "sowetan toilet pot"(don't ask!), all I know is i'll never drink that again.

For those of you who did'nt know him... He was like a gentle giant. He was a big man with the heart of the same size. Though known to be a man of few words, Rocky always made everyone feel welcome and at home with his family and in his home. He loved his family, the sea, outdoor life, his bike and as alicia always says..."his friends''. Sometimes too much!

For those of you who did... take time to look at these and remember Rocky and let his memory bring a smile to heart like it always does mine...

You don't have to have the same blood to be brothers...

New Years Eve 2004-I'll never forget this one.

One of our many trips to Sun City together.

Right back at you kido!

Rocky truly only had eyes for these 2 ladies!

We miss you "mataflee"

Last week was very busy. We hosted a Admin Day and I went on holiday with my extended family. For now I only have pics of the admin day.

note to self: don't do a prize dash for a weekend at gold reef city-not a good idea, I got mobbed.

Check the determination

Our table. The day was a HUGE sucess! At least I know we won't have to do this again for a few more years still.

Mel:"you've got to admit Economics has class" now if he thought it was cool, it had to be good. Maybe I should make a profession out of this kind of thing.

Speach...speach...speach! I had loads of fun!

Okay that's all folks, I am taking some time off work before I go crazy so I'll put some crazy family ones when I get back. Oh and it's Shloe's birvday on Sunday so we are going to have some fun too.

Now she has balls!

I've been reading my friend mish's blog-she is having more fun than me... check it out (http://meeshenator.spaces.live.com) by the by mish you don't sound too sad about the broken bowl!

I'm tired and lazy....here's a Joke

Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in
London.

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to
communicate with her Husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.


The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.

Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!


The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.



The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.



Unable to find a way to communicate this,she brought her husband to the store...


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What were you thinking?





Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Here's a pic of my tottermanetjie that my poodlepecks took.



She is so talented! Maybe she'll make me rich one day.

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I know I've been quiet but I've been sick. At the risk of sounding like a man...I never get sick but when I do I am really down.So anyway I'm feeling better now, thank you, but most of the last two weeks is a blur. I also lost my password.

So I've lost some more grams and Al is getting very nervous (he should know by not not to take a bet wif me)about his wallet. My friend(and boss) Melvin just got elected Dean of Commerce so I am very sad about losing him to the faculty. I actually am so depressed cause I couldn't ask for a better boss(he doesn't have access to my blog BTW)now I have no idea what kind of Ahole I might getting. I had the opportunity to go with him but for some stupid reason I turned it down (does that sound like regret?).

Saturday was hectic... for chloe!She had 2 parties on Saturday and I had to go to canal walk twice in the space of 3 hours( it can like to be very KAK to be a glorified taxi sometimes). I also spent some of Saturday shopping wif olive, that was lekker retail therapy. I got some cool aca joe linen pants- she tried on 5 jeans and bought one! She also bought some other stuff though. Then we got together for dinner afterward with Van. I spent all of Sunday just recovering.

It is vac this week so I'll play catch up and "miss organize it" for most of it. My school id hosting the commerce admin day so I am doing party planning and gift shopping etc. On Friday I'll be going away wif me mama and brovers and sisses. I am actually excited because I haven't done so somefing like this wif my peoples since I got married and (though I'll never admit it) I really enjoy being with them.

I'll put up some photos later.